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Nerd Nite DC July 2026: Lying Eyes, Hangry Brains, and Athenian F*ckbois

Throw horns for history and rush the stage* for statistics riffs at the bar show where the nerds are the rock stars and smart is punk af.

Cue it up: Three experts. Dozens of cheeky slides. A bar full of former gifted kids gone feral who love special interest deep dives. This is Nerd Nite DC.

*okay maybe just do this in spirit. Nerds are wild creatures who can be easily spooked by sudden movements.

Nerd Nite DC has been DC’s favorite irreverent lecture series since 2009.

Your host this month is the incomparable Rae Pendergrass, joined by our three wildly entertaining and wickedly smart speakers with three must-see talks:

– Dave Coleman, “Your Eyes Are Lying Pieces of Sh*t”

Human perception. What you think you see isn’t actually what your eyes are seeing — there’s a whole lot of editing that happens in the visual cortex that you’re unaware of. In reality, your brain is guessing at colors it can’t see, filling in details it expects to see, and in general gaslighting you like the narcissistic little specialized sensory organs they are. Wait– are you even really seeing the slides for this talk…?

Dave is a boring project manager by day and a slightly less boring nerd by night. He’s got three kids and knows how escrow works.

– Dr. Candice Wiswell, “Hangry: An Evolutionary Love Story”

Your brain might not even know you’re hungry, but it’s already out there picking fights on your behalf. This talk is about what’s actually happening between your gut and your mood, why some brains are catastrophically bad at getting the memo, and why every tech bro who told you to skip breakfast owes you an apology.

Candice Wiswell has a PhD in Cognitive-Behavioral Neuroscience and is a neurodivergent writer who coaches other neurodivergent writers for a living. This talk is equal parts research rabbit hole and personal experience — she was probably hangry when she wrote it.

– Elli Wunder, “Alcibiades: F*ckboi of Athens”

A broad biography of the man who had an outsized role in the fall of the Greek empire. A man who was so pretty, so rich, and so clever he managed to betray every great power of his time and still got begged to return home. It’s frankly disgusting.

Elli is a naval architect by day, aspirational diplomatic historian by twilight.

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DOORS 6PM | 21+

Nerd Nite DC
https://dc.nerdnite.com/
https://www.facebook.com/NerdNiteDC/
https://www.instagram.com/nerdnite_dc/

Doors open at 6, show at 6:30. Talks are 15 minutes with a 5 minute Q&A, and during the breaks, you can play along in our “alternate talk titles” competition to try to win a free drink on us. It’s rowdy, interactive, and the most fun you’ll have learning something all month.

The show is on the second floor of DC9 and is mostly standing room with limited seating available on a first-come, first served basis.

Nerd Nite DC is produced by Rae Pendergrass, navi, and Diva Darling. 

Nerd Nite DC June 2026 PRIDE: Yuri, the Saltburn Emperor, and True Crime Femmes

Throw horns for history and rush the stage* for statistics riffs at the bar show where the nerds are the rock stars and smart is punk af.

Cue it up: Three experts. Dozens of cheeky slides. A bar full of former gifted kids gone feral who love special interest deep dives. This is Nerd Nite DC.

*okay maybe just do this in spirit. Nerds are wild creatures who can be easily spooked by sudden movements.

Nerd Nite DC has been DC’s favorite irreverent lecture series since 2009.

Your host this month is the fabulous Diva Darling, joined by our three wildly entertaining and wickedly smart speakers with three must-see talks that are all on-theme for Pride weekend:

– de la rez, “Why True Crime Media is So Femme!”

You’re not wrong if you’ve ever wondered why fems are so obsessed with true crime, from legions of Murderinos to late author Michelle McNamara’s obsession with the Golden State Killer that led to his arrest. Let’s explore true crime media’s femme-ness, from the genre’s highly disproportionate women-identifying audiences to the queer/transfeminine nature of its history/narratives/presentation styles.

de la rez (they/them) is a sociology professor at American University and a Medusa-worshipping monster femme.

– Ren Eissance, “Lilies, Lesbians, and Longing: Yuri Through the Years and How Even an Empty Bench Can be Queer”

Dive through the history of Japanese lesbian media and how we’ve evolved from a 1920s literary genre to the wide swath of manga, light novels, and anime we have today. Along the way, we’ll discuss exactly what makes something yuri, whether it be the soundtrack of Sicario, a landscape painting, or an empty bench on a seaside cliff.

Ren is a trans lesbian who’s been reading and researching yuri for years. She’s a software engineer, DIY music enjoyer, aspirational banjo player, and semi-competitive mahjong player.

– Sante, “Be Gay, Do Crime, Become Emperor: How A Hot Stable Boy Saltburned the Roman Empire”

Have you ever thought to yourself: I’m too hot and too gay for this increasingly theocratic and authoritarian society? Well, Basil, a fetching 9th Century stable boy sure did and he decided if you can’t beat them, RULE THEM – and no boyfriends, girlfriends, nor illiteracy would stand in his way!

Sante is a humble civic educator by the light of day, but by night he’s one hell of lover. Professionally he teaches people how not to mess up democracy and isn’t sure how well that’s going – so for now he’s just here to have a good time.


DOORS 6PM | 21+

Nerd Nite DC
https://dc.nerdnite.com/
https://www.facebook.com/NerdNiteDC/
https://www.instagram.com/nerdnite_dc/

Doors open at 6, show at 6:30. Talks are 15 minutes with a 5 minute Q&A, and during the breaks, you can play along in our “alternate talk titles” competition to try to win a free drink on us. It’s rowdy, interactive, and the most fun you’ll have learning something all month.

The show is on the second floor of DC9 and is mostly standing room with limited seating available on a first-come, first served basis.

Nerd Nite DC is produced by Rae Pendergrass, navi, and Diva Darling.

Nerd Nite DC May 2026: Cheddar, Math Trivia, & DC’s Redlight History

Throw horns for history and rush the stage* for statistics riffs at the bar show where the nerds are the rock stars and smart is punk af.

Cue it up: Three experts. Dozens of cheeky slides. A bar full of former gifted kids gone feral who love special interest deep dives. This is Nerd Nite DC.

*okay maybe just do this in spirit. Nerds are wild creatures who can be easily spooked by sudden movements.

Nerd Nite DC has been DC’s favorite irreverent lecture series since 2009.

DATE CHANGE NOTE!!! This month, the show is on a different Saturday than our usual, but at the same time (doors at 6, show at 6:30) that you know and love! Next month, we’re back on our regular schedule.

Your host this month is the iconic navi, joined by our three wildly entertaining and wickedly smart speakers with three must-see talks:

– Kallie Brown, “Ye Oldest Profession: The History of Redlight Districts, Brothels, and Prostitution in Washington, DC”

Before Shenanigans and Decades were the best places to get into some mischief in DC, the now unrecognizable “Murder Bay” (AKA: Hooker’s Division) around Pennsylvania Avenue and 14th Street NW housed brothels, gambling dens, and other hotspots for illicit activity. We’ll discuss some of the places that now house well-known DC establishments, such as the Old Ebbitt Grill and the Smithsonian Museum of the American Indian. After listening, you’ll be itching to tell someone, “Do you know that restaurant used to be a brothel!”

Kallie Brown has a desk job in government affairs, but after hours she let’s her nerd flag fly as a writer and history enthusiast. Kallie is a self-proclaimed expert in Southern Gothic fiction and seedy American history.

– Alice Bergen Phillips, “All About That Cheddar”

Did you know that the word “Cheddar” is a noun, a place, and verb? Do you know what a truckle is? Did you know that some cheddars can taste like pea shoots and horseradish? Discover everything you ever wanted to know about one of the world’s most popular cheeses and how to pick the one that’s right for you!

Alice Bergen Phillips is the owner and head cheesemonger of Cheesemonster, a cheese education and catering business in the Washington, D.C. area. Alice delights in being a cheese confidant for her customers, pushing herself to stay on top of a market that is constantly changing and evolving. Her favorite cheese is currently Colston Bassett Stilton. But honestly, it depends on the day 🙂

– Adelaide Nebeker, “Fake Analysis: A Trivial Tour of Ridiculous Math Terminology

As pretentious as they are, mathematicians have a lot of gall expecting you to take their work seriously while giving it names like The Hairy Ball Theorem. Fake Analysis (created with Coleman Hines) is a literature review-qua-trivia game: given three ridiculous math terms, you have to spot the fake.

Adelaide Nebeker is a mathematician. In the fall she’s heading to Scotland to study at St. Andrews University. Before she was a mathematician, she was a theater producer in DC. She co-founded The Arcanists, with whom she created The Tarot Reading and SHRINES.

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DOORS 6PM | 21+

Nerd Nite DC
https://dc.nerdnite.com/
https://www.facebook.com/NerdNiteDC/
https://www.instagram.com/nerdnite_dc/

Doors open at 6, show at 6:30. Talks are 15 minutes with a 5 minute Q&A, and during the breaks, you can play along in our “alternate talk titles” competition to try to win a free drink on us. It’s rowdy, interactive, and the most fun you’ll have learning something all month.

The show is on the second floor of DC9 and is mostly standing room with limited seating available on a first-come, first served basis.

Nerd Nite DC is produced by Rae Pendergrass, navi, and Diva Darling.